coketalk:

The Bush administration and key members of your party spent the last decade exploiting 9/11 for political gain. As a direct result of this exploitation, our country waged a false war and wasted a trillion dollars.

I point this out as a friendly reminder for those of you who think that President…

thisisnorthshore:

“What should we name these two pineapples? Something tropical…Rihanna. And…Chris Brown? But then we’d have to cut chunks out of Rihanna. Too soon?” —Brandi

Ha! Aren’t I just the worst?

kellyoxford:

HOLY SHIT!!

I’ve had three of these things and I can confirm, THIS WOMAN IS HARD CORE MENTALLY FOCUSED!!!!!!

Holy. Fuck.

kellyoxford:

so rude, and yet i laugh every time.

kellyoxford:

!!NEW BLOG FEATURE!!
(I’m always adding new shit to this place, keepin’ it real!)

Music Monday!
New Music videos for you every Monday
(In case you didn’t get what I meant by Music Monday)
(thanks to @mollymcnearney for sending this to me— we broke up)
(I’m totally kidding about that)

Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

I love this song, and this cover of it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M

coketalk:

I sometimes wonder if the dude who runs corrections at the New York Times is actually a CIA asset trying to communicate with sleeper agents.

Tank say “Relax.”

Hold it. You mean “War Horse” ISN’T a WWII documentary about loose German hussies beating each other mercilessly for the chance to hook up with an American soldier and get a Get Out of Hell Free card for their promiscuity, called “War Whores”?
Well fuck. I’m not seeing it now.