Semi-Spectacular Vernacular

So this is a Canadian bar in Edmonton right after the game ended.
We Canadians…love celebrations.

You beat a woman and drag her down a flight of stairs, pulling her hair out by the roots? You’re the fourth guy taken in the NFL draft. You kill people while driving drunk? That guy’s welcome. Players caught in hotel rooms with illegal drugs and prostitutes? We know they’re welcome. Players accused of rape and pay the woman to go away? You lie to police, trying to cover up a murder? We’re comfortable with that. You love another man? Well, now you’ve gone too far!
Sports anchor Dale Hansen for ABC local affiliate WFAA in Dallas. Whoa.  (via gaywrites)


do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

Did you write fanfictions and if you did do you know where I could find some thx


I don’t write Fanfic. Depending on what type of fic you’d like, I could direct you? No that I read a lot of it myself.


You tried, dog.


You tried, dog.

Unfortunately, some of my Senate colleagues do not believe in trusting women with their reproductive organs. It’s amazing to me that they do not trust women with a choice, but they trust them with a child.
Senator Leticia Van de Putte (x(via jillhamburger)




Directed by Toby Wilkins


Ethan Embry

Paget Brewster

Paul F. Tompkins

Written by Ben Acker

Produced by Toby Wilkins & Steve Celniker 

Director of Photography Kirk Douglas

Edited by Toby Wilkins

Production Designer Jennifer Spence

Music by New Maximum Donkey & Zoo Street Music